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Just in time for the (other) holidays:

A heart-warmin' tale about tattooed pirates in the Caribbean who save the day!

Join our own Cap'n Slappy, Tal, Ninja Boy, Pirate Baby Girl and crew in one of the best children's books ever about a Christmas pirate adventure.

Brought to you by Santa Claus and Studio City Tattoo - and winner of the Silver "Mom's Choice" Award in 2012!

Click the book to order your copy now from PirateSanta.com!

"...a charming children's pirate picture book that promises to emerge as a Christmas classic ... This delightful mix of bold buccaneers and swashbuckling good fun teaches the universal values of honesty, integrity and good form." - StyleCoven.com

Story by Clay "Talderoy" Clement, piratical rhymes by Cap'n Slappy, art by Jun Alvarado, layout and design by Lycan.

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